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Jared Leto

Sweet, amazing actor/musician. Claims to be an actor AND musician, not actor turned musician. Received Breakthrough Crossover Artist at 6th Annual Hollywood Life Awards for being one of the only people in Hollywood that have succeeded in two different things in show business.

Known for being Jordan Catalano in the short-lived cult series My So-Called Life with Claire Danes. Played druggie addict in critically-acclaimed film Requiem for a Dream. Gained more than 60 pounds in film Chapter 27 with Lindsay Lohan (which sparked rumors that they were dating).

Lead singer and rhythm guitarist for 30 Seconds to Mars. First formed band in 1998 with Shannon Leto, older brother by about 19 months. Debut self-titled album got only little success. Second album, A Beautiful Lie, went platinum almost exactly one year after release date.

Also known as the P-I-M-P of rockers. Has been engaged with Cameron Diaz, dated Ashley Olsen & Scarlett Johansson, has a crush on Jessica Simpson (scored her number), and has been in tabloids about dating Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan (thought to be engaged), and Paris Hilton.

Still the most sweetest and humble guy in Hollywood.
1.) Jared Leto is the coolest actor/singer in the planet

2.) There are too many fangirls that love Jared for his looks. Pathetic.

3.) Jared Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, is awesome.
by Natalie [Echelon] November 17, 2007
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jare bear

Wow! he was totally jare bear!
by tonelktony November 6, 2006
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Jared Poop

When you have to poop so bad you pull off from the highway to shit.
The other day I was going to explode so I did a Jared Poop. Luckily no one drove by when I did it.
by Mitchell man February 28, 2008
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Ped-Jared

A cockblocking guy who is a grade older notice the ped standing for pedofile Jared. See our definition of Jared.
15 yr-old Boyfriend: Hey you wanna hang out later.
15 yr-old Girlfriend: Ya maybe
Ped-Jared: We can go in my car.
15 yr-old Boyfriend: Way to be a Ped-Jared Fag. Hang out with girls your own age.
by hometree January 21, 2011
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Jared Padalecki

Girl 1: Did you see that massive moose run by?

Girl 2: Oh, that was just Jared Padalecki...
by corksoakerr March 11, 2011
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Jared Monaco

The Maine's sick guitar player, that can learn basically any song you give him. Known as the band's personal ginger and describes himself as "red." Loves Sour Patch kids and makes peanut butter and Jelly Sandwiches with a spoon.
Did you see the red head on stage tonight?

Yeah that's the guitar player Jared Monaco!
by Shandeoconnor March 18, 2010
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Jared H

A dry texter who flexes his tesla and him skateboarding for 6 months. He's a bit of a man whore and claims to have many hoes but rlly likes this one smoth. His crush's dick is bigger than his and a baby pulls off his fashion better than his dog. Jared H likes to send forehead pics but videos to the lucky ones that don't necessarily send them back.
Izzie: Oh look it's jared H, the one with the miniscule dick.
Sylvie: Is he gonna attempt to kickflip again?
*Jared H falls on his face*
Amber and Esther: classic Jared H
by Jizziewizzie June 4, 2020
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