by Mitchell man February 28, 2008
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15 yr-old Boyfriend: Hey you wanna hang out later.
15 yr-old Girlfriend: Ya maybe
Ped-Jared: We can go in my car.
15 yr-old Boyfriend: Way to be a Ped-Jared Fag. Hang out with girls your own age.
15 yr-old Girlfriend: Ya maybe
Ped-Jared: We can go in my car.
15 yr-old Boyfriend: Way to be a Ped-Jared Fag. Hang out with girls your own age.
by hometree January 21, 2011
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by Shandeoconnor March 18, 2010
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Izzie: Oh look it's jared H, the one with the miniscule dick.
Sylvie: Is he gonna attempt to kickflip again?
*Jared H falls on his face*
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Sylvie: Is he gonna attempt to kickflip again?
*Jared H falls on his face*
Amber and Esther: classic Jared H
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