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"you know Jared from socioeconomics? He doesn't think I deserve rights."
Jared by inowit November 24, 2019
Obviously gay. Like you don’t even have to guess. Wears glasses.
He’s such a Jared. I wonder what his boyfriend’s like.
Jared by ~Q November 29, 2019
a dick who makes you do everything and is socially a 13 year old in a skinny asshole body
You finally broke up with Jared!
Jared by yeudeudkdksksksk December 5, 2019
Typically white male, probably plays golf or tennis, and follows the outfit formula: T-shirt, shorts, Nike socks with white vans. A “Jared” is most likely an asshole who treats women like shit and says “oh shit my bad”
Person 1: oh my god why does he treat me like this
Person 2: because, he’s a “Jared”
Jared by Solocupgirl December 9, 2019
Loves master bating to pictures of his classmates also porn
Jared by Nigdestroyer69 December 10, 2019
A nigga who boofs all day and eats beans while running from linda
Jared by jaredfriesen December 17, 2019