Japanese BananaBear

The legendary bear from Japan that only eats bananas. They migrate around world climbing trees, searching for bananas. They are often seen holding the Japanese flag. They usually have brown fur, and very adorable.
There's a Japanese BananaBear outside! He's climbing the tree, looking for bananas, we should pet him and give him a banana.
by JSKKSA November 24, 2021
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japanese airstrike

the moment that you finally get to let go of your bowel movements that you have been holding in ever so dearly all day long and the moment between you pulling down your pants and ass cheeks meeting the seat, the feces drops to the water, like an f-50 dropping a missile as it flies by.
when i got to my house, i Japanese airstrikes my toilet mid-air.
by boy-yence-see January 25, 2018
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Japanese Roulette

When you have six rice balls, five being filled with beef, the sixth being filled with shit. Which are put in a random order and each person picks a random rice ball. The loser eats a ball of shit.
Person 1: “Why those your mouth smell like shit!?”

Person 2: “JAPANESE ROULETTE!!”
by Roulette Master July 07, 2021
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Japanese Golf

A term that doesn't exist. Often mistaken for Kabuki theater.

It doesn't exist; it's only for show.
Jay: I have to go for my lyme treatment and play Japanese golf with my physician.

Me: Don't you mean Kabuki theater?

Jay: Yes, you're right Kabuki theater.
by Ludiquist November 14, 2018
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japanese spitz

A walking cloud. A dog that looks like white candy floss on legs.
Barks at everything but would welcome an intruder into your home.
Look at that dog he is so fluffy, I bet hes hard yo keep clean. What breed is he? A japanese Spitz.
by Kdp17 September 30, 2019
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Japanese Napalm

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass and she leaves diarrhea on your dick
After a taco dinner with my girl, I put it in her ass and she Japanese Napalmed all over me and the clean sheets
by ZBarry McKockinerL December 26, 2022
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Japanese Sandblaster

A JDM car first performs a burnout, and the hot tire rubber is sprayed into an awaiting anus.
We went to a crazy car meet last night, someone received a Japanese Sandblaster. It was super KAWAII. uwu <3
by MetalRaptor November 20, 2021
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