James

An idiot, incredibly ugly, unskilled, socially awkward and will forget you exist at times. He takes AP classes, but he sucks at them and ends up with a 30 on the national exam.
James: hey guys, what's up!
Autumn: get the fuck out of here!
Kyle: your parents should have got an abortion!
Stephen: Your family should send your dead body to cannibals in Africa!
by James_da_loser September 26, 2018
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James annoying piece of shit who can't get his act together and is unpleasant to be around
Roger: don't be such a James

Rick: hey for fucks sake I am not a fuckin James
by Iamsad May 31, 2018
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Often a James is very mysterious and sexy. They are more subtle with the things they do and are introverted, but not necessarily shy to do certain things. A James normally is artistic (e.g in music or art), and/or have a secret talent they do not show off about. James' don't normally express their feelings, emotions and/or intimate details about their private life, especially to girls. A James is commonly attracted to brunettes and girls with a name that either begins with an 'M', 'N' or 'O'.
"Why won't James ask me out?"
"Wow, James is such a good drawer!"
"James is so hot but I can't tell if he likes me."
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James... a girl who has no friends and is liked by no one (as shown in the other definitions) James is liked by little people, however he does have a nice personality and is understanding, kind and also has a sense of humour
James is a loner

I actually quite like him he’s nice
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The person who looks up his own name on Urban Dictionary
He is such a James!
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He's crazy, pretty smart and one of his best friends has a crush on him. He might seem gay but he's not. A really good friend and will never make you feel alone ever again. He is very funny and tall.
James: HEY!
Female Friend: Yes?
James: Kill yourself
*laughter*
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a disgusting, annoying little brat who everyone wants to kill he is such a bitch he has scoliosis and eats aborted babies for breakfast, lunch and dinner. everyone hates him. Always says bruh and sucks at basketball and life. He is a gay fuck who suck dick so much he got syphilis and herpes.

PS he is the most annoying person in the world.
I FUCKING HATE YOU JAMES
YOUR SUCH A JAMES
"BRUH" THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
by I have a degree February 26, 2020
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