J.P.

usually a person with a pretty big penis, and a great personality to match. it could stand for initials, while also sneakily meaning Jumbo Penis.

I love my J.P., he’s such a Taurus and so good in bed.

by ilovemybabyboyfor3ver January 28, 2019

J.P

He is stupidly retarted and likes running around class screaming TIGER! If you meet him your luck will go down 75%. He loves everyone and is gay. He kisses boys and hates people named liam hernandez, Chase Lincaco, Asha Burnaford,and everyone in Egremont.

J.P sucks.

by J.P Albert February 17, 2020

J.P

The bitty god

YOU EVER TOLD A BITCH, I GOT G'S? YOU EVER MADE A BITTY HIT HER KNEES? WELL GUESS WHAT, IM J.P!

by 0h$h!tY&11Dumb@$He11 April 24, 2024

J.P

Someone who one would describe as a “thieving nonce” , known for stealing anything he can get his dirty kiddy fiddling hands on, schoffels in particular.

i hope J.P gets hit by a bus today
get home before 10 kids, otherwise J.P will get you

by THOMAS INNIT November 23, 2024

S.J.P

Social Justice Paladin

An S.J.W of the highest order. The S.J.P have all the properties of a S.J.W, but the feeling of moral superiority and years-long validation from their peers, have made them highly resistant to non-physical attacks, and granted them an additional boost to physical strength.

Identifying an S.J.P: An S.J.P will not only be unable to tolerate dissenting views, but they will not tolerate the existence of those with dissenting views. For this reason they are easily identifiable, as they usually roam town equipped with Claymore-sized long swords.

S.J.P: Time to spread diversity with my own hands, via the process of NPC elimination.

by Celtsincloset March 5, 2021

T.J.P

A pretty cool person don’t give any fucks

Could hurt someone if they really like to

A person with good agility and reflexes makes wrestling look easy but has a beautiful wife

T.J.P is the greatest technical wrestler of all time

by WWE_JMD April 5, 2021