Jonny Evans

A pure weed joint rolled in an amateurish style.

Do you have papers? I can roll us a Jonny Evans.

by Bruski69 December 19, 2021

Jonny depp

Shoving 3 fingers into her arse and getting no response

I did the Jonny depp and she didn't even flinch

by Scissorsensation May 6, 2022

Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things

Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie

by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022

jonny longdong

Jonny longdong is a man called jonny with you probably allready know has a long dong

Have you heard of jonny longdong 'slong dong

by Jonny longdong August 13, 2022

Jonny Murton

When you just need to split the scenes just cause you need to split the scenes

Here, he couldn’t be fucked anymore he did a Jonny Murton

by Tadgedog March 16, 2023

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

Jonny 40s

When Jonny gets a 40s.

“Ahhh it’s finally Friday night , wonder if Jonny 40s is about”

by Clonkobum January 30, 2024