Jonah

A stupid person whos online persona is a cubic meter of dirt with a bit of grass on it that is somehow sweating. Some notable traits about this person may include: Hating Cuba, Hating Genshin Impact, Never Touching Grass, Having An Absolute Zero Chance Of Getting Women.

Someone: I like Genshin Impact!
Jonah: get the fuck out of my house

by YonasMakesWords November 13, 2022

Jonah

Jonah is a kid with dimples and curly hair. They’re also not very funny and have lame comebacks.

Don’t be a Jonah.

by Restroom January 17, 2021

Jonah

Sits on the couch naked for a living

Man 1- Hey do you see that kid on the couch naked?
Man 2- oh that’s Jonah

by what the fish 811867871 December 2, 2021

Uncle Jonah's Chargrill

When a Kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as 'Uncle Jonah's Chargrill'

Most Commonly Used in NSW Australia

Guy: and thats how you burn sausages.
Guy2: welcome to Uncle Jonah's Chargrill!

by Pyro_In_Training December 11, 2012

Jonah Lavine

Jonah is an interesting character he likes to do handstands while showing off his 2 inch pinch. He loves to seduce men on a Friday night when its boys night.

Why are you acting like a “Jonah Lavine hot Cheeto mozzarella sticks dragon v2?”

by BBLslayer2 December 1, 2023

Jonah Wolf

Ben archacki, getting cheating on, ripping pants. What will jonah do next? we know him as lefou, big deal, and les mis guy #4! he doesnt say i love you back and he gives his friends concussions. Dont ask him about his math grade! hes in the JBA.

Hey, did you know jonah wolf is dating a jewish girl? Wow, he's diverse.

by sophie6969 May 30, 2018

jonah

umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.

me: omg it’s jonah
my bsf: ok

by dollvity June 17, 2023