Jonas Salk Middle School 

The Worst MS in Levittown. The lunch is the BEST but the school just sucks.

"Ms. Debbie vs Straw Wrapper 2018-2019" Anyone who went to Salk understands

Pull up to Jonas Salk Middle School to do absolutely nothing because this school is so trash

Jonas Salk Middle School by mrbatwithgat January 30, 2019

jonas bridges 

Jonas is also known as daddy, goodbye :)

Jonas bridges is daddy

jonas bridges by Daddyjonasbridges February 8, 2017

Jonathan Toews 

Captain of the Chicago Blackhawks, #19, reason why the Stanley Cup will be brought back to Chicago, amazing skater, youngster yet one badass leader, all around great player, born April 29, 1988 in Winnipeg, Manitoba, played for the University of North Dakota, drafted by the Blackhawks in 2006 in the 1st round, 3rd overall, and oh yeah, SEXIEST guy in the Chi!

"Did you see that goal!? Did you see what he just did?! That was fucking insane!"

"I told you Jonathan Toews is the ultimate badass! He's got mad skill!"

"He's my hero!"

"Yeah, I'd do him too."

Jonathan Toews by silksunorbiter December 22, 2009

Jonalized

To be boned up the ass by an effeminate male with curly hair and a high pitched voice.
A strange attraction to the Jonas Brothers.
A mental disease carried by young teenage girls with no sense of good musical taste.
To have fantastic dreams including three monkeys playing instruments with a banana hanging out of their asses.

"I love the jonas brothers, OMG, girl, i think i have just been Jonalized!

1 person (gay dude): please Jonalize me sweetcakes.
2 person (gay dude): you got it honey buns.

Jonalized by Terry Strawberry August 13, 2009

Jonas Armstrong 

An amazing and sexy Irish actor who played Robin Hood on BBC's Robin Hood.

Did you see the season finale of Robin Hood? OMG, Jonas Armstrong was absolutely gorgeous in it!!!

Jonas Armstrong by faerie00 February 6, 2010

Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it

random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson

Jonald McRonaldson by negromongler6969 July 26, 2019

Jonathan. 

Handsome tall strong boy with the biggest heart

Passionate kisser who knows how to do the damn tings.He has an excellent preference for girls and will make the correct one feel ex special

He is an amazing person to talk to, who you can tell anything and is always honest and loyal. He is humorous and often makes peoples days, but can tell you where to back off when necessary

Jonathan has the freshest style and is respected by a lot of people which some people find extremely attractive

Girl1: Oh my gosh Jonathan. is so amazing, he literally has it all
Girl2:I know right ! I want one as well

Jonathan. by Khanaenae August 16, 2019