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He’s the type of person to think he’s the best. And utterly fail at proving it.
Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!
Jacob by He likes bees February 18, 2020
wow! there goes jacob the mattress boy! wonder when he’ll get a bed fame?
jacob by jesusmercado52 February 27, 2020
Jacob is that one really sus friend who can do and will do anything as long as you say ur mad sus
Random guy: can we invite Jacob Other guy: no hes mad sus
Jacob by eRaZelo April 29, 2020
Jacob is a more complex name of Jake. He often has red or brown hair and is pretty pale. Plus he has a lot of freckles. Jacob is attracted to girls names that end with the ei sound ex. Sophie, Maddie. Although he likes them he will stay in the friend zone for the rest of his life.
Jacob by Gracie McTanagan May 8, 2020
Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time
Man I hate Jacob it’s such a bad disease
Jacob by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020
a dumb bitch with blonde curky hair usually also a stoner
omg dont be a jacob
Jordan was acting like a jacob yesterday
Jacob by ponyboy11134 November 11, 2020