Jalooloo

1. A chair that was named Jalooloo
2. also like "HOLY SHIT!"

1. Dude get off Big Jalooloo

2. JALOOLOO! I GONNA KIKYO ASS

by matty k April 20, 2004

jalonda

loser who likes to smoke pot and who acts like she is crazy. jalonda is smart, but only because she takes pills. she likes crazy Chinese anime and wants to have power like goku.

your acting like a jalonda.

by babablacksleeps January 1, 2009

jaloni

A wonderful man who I loves wwe

Hi my name is jaloni and I love wwe and Roman Reigns

by Someone who loves wwe December 30, 2016

Jaylon

Jaylon is a full on heart breaker. He is a whole entire player. He is funny and charming at first but once he gets tired of you he will instantly make up an excuse to break up with you just because he likes another girl and he wants to go shoot his shot and be with her. Most girls will say yes to Jaylon even if they hardly know him because at the beginning of the relationship or when he asks somebody out he is always nice and compliments them on everything until he gets tired of them! Here's a tip: Don't date a Jaylon!

Me: "Jaylon just broke up with me for that ugly rat! How could he like her over me?!"
Friend: "He doesn't he is just trying to cover up the fact that he needs you more than anybody else."
Friend #2: "Exactly, he knows he misses you he just doesn't want to seem like a baby and come crying back to you."

by Skrt_skrt101 July 2, 2019

Jaylon

A little little bitch with a microscopic penis, can pick a fight but can’t win one,

He(jaylon) is a little bitch

by Keyontae August 7, 2018

Jaloppy

Used when referring to another ones self being

Get your jaloppy over here

by BrooklynSins July 11, 2018

Jalop

Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesn't drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical.

Hey Jalop, can you pop the hood?
Naw, I don't know how. Hey, wait, this is a Tahoe. I'm gonna get my boyfriend and we're gonna piss on it together.

by eyaare July 1, 2012