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Israel

A Jewish state that is in the same location as the ancestral Jewish homeland Judaea. The land where all Jews are indigenous to— even Ashkenazi Jews, who traveled to Europe after being exiled from Judea by the Romans who renamed the land Syria Palestina in an (obviously successful) effort to deny Jewish history.

The home of the destroyed first and second Jewish Temple, which was covered up by the Al Aqsa mosqu in an effort to deny Israel’s history.

A land archeology reveals Jews and Hebrews have inhabited for millennia.

A land where all people live with equal rights
Jew, go back to where you came from!

Okay, I’ll pack my bags and go to Israel 🇮🇱
by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023
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Israeled

Taking something that belongs to someone else.

This is the most common definition. It refers to claiming ownership of something that isn't yours, often through force or manipulation.
After the group project, everyone else did most of the work, but John ended up taking all the credit and basically Israeled the whole grade.
by SlangCity April 7, 2024
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Palestinians cry over and over when they started the war, now they been israeled to the rubbles.
by DealTime101 January 29, 2024
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Stealing something that isn't for you, and then play the victim 7/24, oh also to remain everyone about fake genocides that happened to your kind in the past like the Holocaust.
Person 1: dude, Israel israeled Palestine.
Person 2: dude, did you forget what happened in the Holocaust, again?
Person 1: yeah, because it's fake.
by The Ununderstandable January 26, 2024
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What is the meaning of the name Israel
Is that your name Israel
by anonymous January 20, 2025
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"Israel is fucking shit"
by Euphorias March 24, 2024
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When that narcissist moves in your house too soon after you meet, (particularly in the winter because sleeping on a bench at this time of year won’t suffice) and sometime down the line he has to be removed by the police because he refuses to leave after he abuses you to no end; takes ownership of you, your soul, your house, he even tries sleeping with your neighbour and your sister too, that’s how entitled he is while stealing your money, lying to you, triangulating you with his mother and his dog too; gaslighting you, isolating, and smear campaigning against your person to make you look like you’re the crazy and abusive one.
Darling I’m sorry to say but I think you’ve been Israeled by a hobosexual.
by 8e8 December 27, 2023
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