Afton Iowa

This town is full of little shits some ok teachers some really good teachers "Mr. Hardy" good neighbors and weird noises.

This town is soooo Afton Iowa

by TRIGGLER STUDENT FUCKER 69 May 28, 2020

Iowa Electrolytes

Busch light beer

Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes

by UIU Speed Team May 05, 2022

Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo

I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday

by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024

iowa dildo

when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other

I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!

by throwaway6401 July 10, 2018

Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

Colfax, Iowa

The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!

Have you ever been to Colfax, Iowa? You have? Fuck man I feel bad for you.

by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020

Postville Iowa

A Joint rolled with the thickness of a cigar. Must contain at least 4 filters, 2 papers, and 3 different strains.

Hey Ian, you should come over to my place this weekend so we can smoke this Postville Iowa!

by Sman927 August 08, 2024