Orificial Intelligence

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.

Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."

by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021

political intelligence

The capacity to recognise that politics is more nuanced and complicated than most people make it out to be as well as the ability to come to, express, and debate one's own beliefs and opinions with critical thinking while keeping composure when others disagree.

"Dude Kyle blocked me for saying that socialism isn't just when the government does something you don't like"
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those to really have no political intelligence. Anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"

by Doses of Happiness February 16, 2021

intelligence

A measure of human ability to penetrate into the Time dimension. Our ability to Predict.

Sophie could tell that it will rain tonight at around 8 pm, the girl has good intelligence.

by movazi September 14, 2018

Intelligent disobedience

Intelligent disobedience is when an animal like a service dog breaks a command or a rule to help the owner and keep them safe.

My dog did something called intelligent disobedience to keep me from hurting myself.

by Doglover04 May 13, 2018

Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.

Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

intelligence

The ability to think, reason, and understand instead of doing things automatically or by instinct

Her intelligence blew everyone away during the debate; she didn’t just regurgitate facts but actually thought critically about the issues at hand.

by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025

American Intelligence

N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'

( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!

by Potter's Pit February 25, 2023