1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
Get the Infinite Funny Theoremmug. Infinite the Jackass
verb, noun, proper noun, god help us all
1. A term used to describe someone who tries way too hard to be edgy, intimidating, or cool, often ending up just looking like a melodramatic theater kid.
2. The dark, brooding antagonist from Sonic Forces who wears a large ruby on his chest and has an even larger ego. Known for saying stuff like “Im not weak!” right after getting his ass kicked by a 3-foot-tall edgehog.
verb, noun, proper noun, god help us all
1. A term used to describe someone who tries way too hard to be edgy, intimidating, or cool, often ending up just looking like a melodramatic theater kid.
2. The dark, brooding antagonist from Sonic Forces who wears a large ruby on his chest and has an even larger ego. Known for saying stuff like “Im not weak!” right after getting his ass kicked by a 3-foot-tall edgehog.
"Bro, stop monologuing about your trauma and help me move this couch, youre being a real infinite the jackass right now."
“He changed his username to ✧𝕀ɴғɪɴɪᴛᴇ✧ on discord and told me id 'taste true despair.' Infinite the jackass behavior.”
“He changed his username to ✧𝕀ɴғɪɴɪᴛᴇ✧ on discord and told me id 'taste true despair.' Infinite the jackass behavior.”
by creechurr July 24, 2025
Get the Infinite the Jackassmug. A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.
by Azshara October 7, 2020
Get the The Infinite Monkey Theoremmug. the stock market; Wall Street; in specific circumstances a reference to the Senate, House, or for that matter any government administration.
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Get the infinite deucemug. A ladder circuit that is infinitely long with infinite square with resistors on each side of the squares
Person 1: I've invented a new sport: Nerd Sniping.
Person 2: How do you play?
Person 1: Watch. HEY WhATS THE R EQ OF A INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER WITH ALL VALUES OF R-
Person 3 *stops walking across the street*: uh you can start by hmmmmmm--
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM SKRRR SKRAMMMMMMMM
Person 1: That was two points for me. Physicists are 2 points, mathematicians are 3 points.
Person 2: I will have no part in this.
Person 2: How do you play?
Person 1: Watch. HEY WhATS THE R EQ OF A INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER WITH ALL VALUES OF R-
Person 3 *stops walking across the street*: uh you can start by hmmmmmm--
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM SKRRR SKRAMMMMMMMM
Person 1: That was two points for me. Physicists are 2 points, mathematicians are 3 points.
Person 2: I will have no part in this.
by No Such Thing as IsaacOrz March 7, 2025
Get the Infinite Resistor Laddermug.