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pet-cunt

A bitch of such epic proportions that you are forced to check her at the door of establishments that don't allow animals other than service dogs.
Sorry, you are going to leave your pet-cunt outside of Arby's. They are not allowed in the drama free, beef lover's oasis due to their overwhelmingly selfish aditude and general bitchiness.
by 187inthe262 September 24, 2015
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street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.
Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!
by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017
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Pet Parrot

A character type of the internet world who is widely and democratically accepted as the laughing stock of a forum.
"What's that? SQUAWK!? You're such a pet parrot."
by Luke oTO February 5, 2008
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Teachers Pet

There are many types of teachers pets.

1. The kind who tells the teacher every little thing someone does.
2. The kind who waits for the teacher to get onto them, and then they get onto them too.
3. The kind who acts like the teacher is a god and brings the teacher gifts.

The third one is only good for a fun teacher, like Coach Bass, everyone who knows him likes him. Even the kids who get in trouble.
The teachers pet told on Joe-Bob today because he found a pencil on the ground and took it for his own.
by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022
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Soul Pet

A pet that you feel was destined to be yours.

A pet that you feel a strong connection with and is the one pet you will never forget out of any other animal or pet you’ve owned.
This is my soul pet “Smokey”, I’ve felt a stronger mental and emotional connection with this pet than any other
by JustNotReborn June 13, 2022
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pet playdate

Owners of pets (usually dogs) who set up playdates for their pets to get together and play. dogs, cats, pets, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet aunt, pet uncle, petsitter, dog park
My golden retriever had a great pet playdate with the labrador retriever down the street. They ran around the park, jumped in the pond and chased the squirrels and rabbits around trees.
by joecoolthefool May 20, 2016
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best pets

Cats are wayy better than dogs ...Cats are the best pets
by Hi i was just bored December 23, 2021
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