pet playdate

Owners of pets (usually dogs) who set up playdates for their pets to get together and play. dogs, cats, pets, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet aunt, pet uncle, petsitter, dog park

My golden retriever had a great pet playdate with the labrador retriever down the street. They ran around the park, jumped in the pond and chased the squirrels and rabbits around trees.

by joecoolthefool May 20, 2016

street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.

Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!

by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017

Teacher's pet

A person who is a goody two shoes and suck up to their teacher.

"Oh Miss, you have so much marking to do!" - Liyana S (Teacher's pet) said in a monotone voice

by gossip girlies February 15, 2022

Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.

by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017

Pet Tiger

A pet tiger is a well behaved scally (most of the time), however there are occasions where he may kick off and therefore you cannot relax in their company.

Don't annoy the pet tiger in the corner he is liable to kick off

by rolofinger April 26, 2019

pet-cunt

A bitch of such epic proportions that you are forced to check her at the door of establishments that don't allow animals other than service dogs.

Sorry, you are going to leave your pet-cunt outside of Arby's. They are not allowed in the drama free, beef lover's oasis due to their overwhelmingly selfish aditude and general bitchiness.

by 187inthe262 September 24, 2015

Pet Parrot

A character type of the internet world who is widely and democratically accepted as the laughing stock of a forum.

"What's that? SQUAWK!? You're such a pet parrot."

by Luke oTO February 5, 2008