A person who hates buying their own groceries, so they eat everyone else's. When caught in the act, they always feign ignorance. There is always an excuse for taking the food.
"The fridge bandit must have seen my chicken, because all of a sudden, it doesn't have any damn legs"
"I went to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but the damn fridge bandit done gone n' eaten my loaf"
"I went to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but the damn fridge bandit done gone n' eaten my loaf"
by Bob Barker's Banana Plane November 17, 2011
Get the Fridge Banditmug. A phrase that some dork really wanted to get over, using multiple fake accounts to post almost identical definitions.
"Why is there so many similar definitions of "nuke the fridge" posted on the exact same date?"
"Some bozo tried to get it popular lol."
"Some bozo tried to get it popular lol."
by AzraelK August 22, 2021
Get the nuke the fridgemug. to tip a fridge means to have hott dirty sex. this phrase can be modified by saying tip the tree (sex in the woods) tip the truck (sex in a car or truck) or tip the freezer (sex in a cold place)
by fridge tipper April 22, 2004
Get the tip the fridgemug. by Jeus the basketball master July 17, 2021
Get the Nuke the Fridgemug. by Cat's Knackers February 6, 2021
Get the nuke the fridgemug. When a male friend decides that plans with his girlfriend/wife is more important than plans with friends, or a general excuse not to do something
David: Have you seen Thomas recently
Jason: Nope he's "moving fridges"
David: you coming out tonight Thomas?
Thomas: sorry I'm moving a fridge
Jason: Nope he's "moving fridges"
David: you coming out tonight Thomas?
Thomas: sorry I'm moving a fridge
by CanadianElka.k.aJay April 22, 2011
Get the Moving Fridgesmug. That basic ass that’s got the fuckin freezer on top or the one that’s split down the middle ducking retarded monkeys own those fridges
Nigga 1: yo look at my new fridge it’s awesome! Unlike yo crusty ass nigga fridge stupid headass
Nigga 2: shut yo stupid ass up I paid a whopping 3 sheckles for that bitch
Nigga 2: shut yo stupid ass up I paid a whopping 3 sheckles for that bitch
by Nigga cat worshipper 666 November 28, 2019
Get the Nigga fridgemug.