The Instagram is a obsession with taking selfies and posting pointless pictures of food for no bloody reason and find happiness in this obsession
Hey I got new car, but first let me take a selfie and post it on Instagram to help my Instagram high.
by The bitch55 April 27, 2014
Literally the only thing getting me through this year.
Btw, all these two-bit MRA woman-bashing definitions from all the basement dwellers here are hilarious and pathetic. So what if they're not "real" models, or they wear tons of makeup, or don't work through an agency? Do you not have an imagination you can indulge in the fantasy with? Porn stars and even "actual" models are way faker, but you don't complain about them... right??
Btw, all these two-bit MRA woman-bashing definitions from all the basement dwellers here are hilarious and pathetic. So what if they're not "real" models, or they wear tons of makeup, or don't work through an agency? Do you not have an imagination you can indulge in the fantasy with? Porn stars and even "actual" models are way faker, but you don't complain about them... right??
Me: Check out the latest pics from my favorite Instagram models. They're so hot!
Neckbeard: *lisping and with a high pitch* She's so fake! Look at how much makeup she has on, and those pics are obviously photoshopped! She's not even a real model! She just strolls around in a bikini, snapping selfies. She wouldn't cut it in the actual modeling world, and what's mo--
Me: Man, STFU. You keep bitching and pouting like the loser you are. I'll be in my room fapping to her firm, round ass.
If you've got a problem with hot, young, and sexually liberated women stripping down to a bikini (or even topless or nude), doing sexy poses, teasing you with those eyes, sometimes bringing in her hot friends, and taking several steamy, sexy and high-quality pics, which they make available to the entire fucking world each day (if not several times a day) — and for FREE — then there's something seriously wrong with you.
Neckbeard: *lisping and with a high pitch* She's so fake! Look at how much makeup she has on, and those pics are obviously photoshopped! She's not even a real model! She just strolls around in a bikini, snapping selfies. She wouldn't cut it in the actual modeling world, and what's mo--
Me: Man, STFU. You keep bitching and pouting like the loser you are. I'll be in my room fapping to her firm, round ass.
If you've got a problem with hot, young, and sexually liberated women stripping down to a bikini (or even topless or nude), doing sexy poses, teasing you with those eyes, sometimes bringing in her hot friends, and taking several steamy, sexy and high-quality pics, which they make available to the entire fucking world each day (if not several times a day) — and for FREE — then there's something seriously wrong with you.
by IG Models Are Manna From God November 23, 2017
Hey did u see Jenny on Instagram yeah she's hot in there but in person she's ugly she's only hot in pictures so she's my Instagram crush
by Bubblebutt69 May 03, 2016
I want an instagram brow!
by yaboi oxyclean September 21, 2017
Cuck who needs validation posing as a boyfriend on the internet of online and "celebrated" personalities. Some looking more like brothers or sons.
Also: Instagram Husband
Also: Instagram Husband
That pornstar seems to have an Instagram Boyfriend.
by pornstitute April 14, 2023
A 2016-2017 TV series featuring jetset world of the young and super rich, who share their luxury lives online
are known as the Rich Kids of Instagram. RKOI are some of the world's most affluent Instagram users who flaunt pictures of their luxuries that most people can only dream of. These incredible rich kids have money to burn, party in the world's best nightclubs, shop in the most exclusive boutiques, and share it all on social media.
The rich kids of instagram live a jetset lifestyle accessible only to the ultra-wealthy usually either self-made millionaires, trust-fund kids or sugar babies. They make themselves very easy to be identified when out in public by wearing $2,000 outfits, carrying $5,000 travel bags, dripping in bling bling and covering their eyes with some Gucci/LV shades.
are known as the Rich Kids of Instagram. RKOI are some of the world's most affluent Instagram users who flaunt pictures of their luxuries that most people can only dream of. These incredible rich kids have money to burn, party in the world's best nightclubs, shop in the most exclusive boutiques, and share it all on social media.
The rich kids of instagram live a jetset lifestyle accessible only to the ultra-wealthy usually either self-made millionaires, trust-fund kids or sugar babies. They make themselves very easy to be identified when out in public by wearing $2,000 outfits, carrying $5,000 travel bags, dripping in bling bling and covering their eyes with some Gucci/LV shades.
King: I just bought a new private jet. My old one was starting to get annoying since it was too small to fly from the states to the UK without stopped for gas. I need one that I can JetSet with no stops.
Iman: wow congrats Mr Who’s JetSet
King: Thanks. I’m going to snap a photo of my plane and throw it on Instagram with the caption HASHTAG “Rich Kids Of Instagram” and HASHTAG “ NOT DADDY’S MONEY “ …. Hopefully it goes viral!!
Iman: ok sounds good can Miss JetSet Sophia & I take selfies in front of your plane? We are going to be on a magazine cover.
Iman: wow congrats Mr Who’s JetSet
King: Thanks. I’m going to snap a photo of my plane and throw it on Instagram with the caption HASHTAG “Rich Kids Of Instagram” and HASHTAG “ NOT DADDY’S MONEY “ …. Hopefully it goes viral!!
Iman: ok sounds good can Miss JetSet Sophia & I take selfies in front of your plane? We are going to be on a magazine cover.
by therkoi November 20, 2022
To take a photograph of something strange and difficult to identify or classify such as a ghost or UFO.
by yeewooty January 12, 2013