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Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.
A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"
by Hym Iam December 14, 2023
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inked skin

To have your skin that is tattooed once and there is no need to go back over it.
You must have that inked skin I don't have to go back over it.
by Shsgffgi August 1, 2017
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ink bug

ugly, unnatractive, appearance that makes you want to throw up
“hey she likes you
“wtf she a ink bug”
by ink bug March 3, 2019
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Ink-Onks

An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.

The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.
" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"
by GenericJohn June 20, 2018
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To get the ink

When a girl (or a guy) is about to get cum from a guy
(Guy): Look at the porn actor's face. He won't hold much longer
(Girl): She's about to get the ink!
by Indianajohns August 14, 2018
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Squid ink

When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.
I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.
by TheJames333 February 11, 2019
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Ink

When you ejaculate inside someone's anus and the cum drips out, usually a brown color.
I came in Jamie's ass last night and made her ink, it got everywhere.
by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018
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