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Ink-Onks

An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.

The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.
" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"
by GenericJohn June 20, 2018
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dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results
"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"
by shoetaster June 25, 2022
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Ink

Liquid (not blood), that inklings like to use to attack each other until they explode, for no fucking apparent reason. It's also used for writing, but since the rise of the internet, people want to type instead nowadays.
BRO THE INK LOOKS LIKE BLOOD
SOMEONE FUCKING CALL THE AMBULANCE
by 8MyLife October 22, 2022
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sus inked

Getting a tattoo done in a sketchy place or worse in a back alley.
Cory was sus inked by a stranger in queens for free. It didn’t come out as expected.
by Cmoney1123 February 5, 2024
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nutty ink

the act off drawing on a glass window with your sweaty nutsack
i was mowing the lawn and i accdenly saw my neigbor doing nutty ink
by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013
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Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.
A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"
by Hym Iam December 14, 2023
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Ink Geek

to mean you are highly intelligent with a pen and a pad. ;

Orgin: Hip-Hop 2000's Philly

Ink Geek is derived as in the sense of seeing someone intelligent and is attracting people with his or her lyrics. but is used to refer to lryics that are highly approved by someone.
yo! them lines are dope, you are a Ink Geek when it comes to this music."
by jony depth March 1, 2012
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