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Carlos's Breeze

Carlos's Breeze: A certain smell that's so easy to distinguish, the individual who has this horrible Curse is named Carlos. Carlos needs a belt to hide the breeze because it is stinky and smelly and doodle doo doo farts #PUstinky. Once you smell the breeze it.. Just count you're days..
Carlos! the breeze is seeping out.. PUT IT AWAY (Carlos's Breeze)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 6, 2025
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Land breeze geezer

Old geezer that lives in the sea that pulls kids towards that harnesses the power of the land breeze
The land breeze geezer took huajeet
by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018
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Michigan breeze

A cold wiener on a windy day in May.
Someone get McLaughlin, he's pullin' a Michigan breeze again and we can't let the kids find out
by Weth Sire May 28, 2022
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LADDER BREEZE

Ladder Breeze (n.) The interdimensional energy channels and variant ionic frequencies that connect all points of the Universe throughout time which allow HEKA masters ( or even intrepid psychonauts using various tropes ) to connect to any place within conscious or unconscious perception.

Optimally a ladder breeze is accessed with precise internally generated doses of DMT causing parasomniac awareness in the pineal gland and sending pulses of biophotons through the subconscious minds non-temporal and non-spatial connectivity within the Universal Sub-Consciousness creating possibilities of transmission of audio or visual information to any point within perception including backwards and forwards in time and into the subconscious awareness of individuals or groups either as hallucinations, dreams or manifestations into material reality.

Uncontrolled and inexpert ladder breeze connectivity is often contemporarily labeled as Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena and can cause negative consequences for the untrained and unaware individuals who witness these UAP events. Many ancient societies had complex and well considered methodology in magick and cultic frameworks for proactive engagement with ladder breezes and beneficial management of random UAPs.9+
A wizard may not fly on a broom but they can travel anywhere by connecting to the correct ladder breeze and then literally anything is possible.
by HANNAH AND ROBERT December 1, 2023
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Arizona Sea Breeze

The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.
“did you see what the cartel did to that poor white man? they gave him an arizona sea breeze.”
by Sigma Badass July 6, 2024
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Breeze

To pass or surpass someone by far in anything, like passing someone’s skill at a game and now easily beating them when they were once better than you or now having way more money than someone like your parents.
I used to think my older brother was good at Basketball when I was a kid, but I now breezed his ass and think he’s ass at Basketball.
by Riot_lexicon August 3, 2023
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Ladder Breeze

LADDER BREEZE (n.) The interdimensional energy channels and variant ionic frequencies that connect all points of the Universe throughout time which allow HEKA masters ( or even intrepid psychonauts using various tropes ) to connect to any place within conscious or unconscious perception.

Optimally a ladder breeze is accessed with precise internally generated doses of DMT causing parasomniac awareness in the pineal gland and sending pulses of biophotons through the subconscious minds non-temporal and non-spatial connectivity within the Universal Sub-Consciousness. This creates possibilities of transmission of audio or visual information to any point within perception including backwards and forwards in time and into the subconscious awareness of individuals or groups either as hallucinations, dreams or manifestations into material reality.

Uncontrolled and inexpert ladder breeze connectivity is often contemporarily labeled as Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena and can cause negative consequences for the untrained and unaware individuals who witness these UAP events. Many ancient societies had complex and well considered methodology in magick and cultic frameworks for proactive engagement with ladder breezes and beneficial management of random UAPs.
EXAMPLE OF USAGE - A wizard may not fly on a broom but they can travel anywhere by connecting to the correct ladder breeze and then literally anything is possible.
by HEKA~HANNAH~STONED~GODDESS~ December 6, 2023
mugGet the Ladder Breezemug.

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