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Wet hippo

When a man lays on a water bed as a very large women gets a running start and jumps on the man and the water bed explodes.
Trudy (weighing about 300 pounds) jumped on Jim and the water bed exploded and flooded the room. This is referred to as a wet hippo.
by Ryan Daggett April 6, 2011
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Hippocrocadogapig

Insanely ugly woman, having the characteristics of all or any of the animals involved in the word, be it Hippo, Crocodile, Dog, or Pig.

Someone who qualifies as a real hippocrocadogapig is not someone you would want to have sex with in a hurry. A real ten pinter.

Credit for this to Gail, it's been a useful word all too often since I learnt it.
Whoa, shit man, look at that hippocrocadogapig over there, but for god's sake don't get caught looking.
by BGSF November 14, 2006
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Hippocricket

boy: "my dad said you're a hippocricket!"

woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"

boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"
by sha'poohpooh July 18, 2011
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Hippo

ill just say...watch out for the hippo if hes pissed
by Swift December 14, 2003
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hippo-fucker

1. One who fucks hippos or enjoys watching others fuck hippos. 2. Someone acting or saying something stupid/moronic/idiotic/etc.
I don't want to watch american idol because Simon is such a hippo-fucker
by Patrick PC July 25, 2007
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Crusty Hippo

When a man uses lubricant on his penis then has intercourse with the "fat rolls/love handles" of an obese, or over weight woman. Then ejactulates on/in her torso leaving the ejaculant to dry causing a crusty residue.
"That ho was such a fatass I just whipped out my dick and pulled a crusty hippo on that bitch."
by tCow December 17, 2007
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hippo

A slang term for weed started by two students at a college outside of Boston. The students have linked it to a few songs already, one even by Bob Marley
"yo, you got that hippo?"

"Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the hypocrites"
by folier December 26, 2008
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