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The haunting of the Honda

A story that explains about a horrific accident, the protagonist was driving his Chrysler minivan at the narrow and winding roads near the perseverance landfill in Grenada, while he was caught up in a slow traffic, he noticed a white Honda fit behind him, and the driver wasn’t paying attention, but he was watching some gross nasty gay porn or whatever, he was indulging in self pleasure, he was so distracted that he collided into the protagonist, and the other cars and then he flew over a cliff and plunged into a lagoon
The Haunting Of The Honda

One day, I was driving my Chrysler Town and Country near the Perseverance Landfill in Grenada. The air was thick with humidity and the stench of rotting garbage. On the left, the rusted wreck of the Lizie J cargo ship stood like a decaying monument. As I passed the wreck, I noticed an elderly woman in a slow-moving yellow subcompact, with a minibus tailgating her. Behind me, a white Honda Fit driven by a young man named Jeremy swerved dangerously, instead of paying attention on the road, he was watching lesbian sex or gay porn on his phone on pornhub and jerking off while driving, with the pornographic sounds blared from his car speakers. I noticed this man was driving like an idiot, so I sped up. Suddenly, disaster struck. I tried to maneuver around the elderly woman, but the Honda clipped my rear bumper, then it collided in the back of the elderly lady’s car, making her car spun off the road. The Honda then slammed into the minibus, sending it careening off the road too. Then the Honda flew over a cliff and plunge into the dirty and murky lagoon. Nearby the shipwreck. And it sank there, The Honda fit and its driver was never heard of again. A catastrophic #Hondabump.
by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025
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Honda God

A Humble individual with so many kids he drives a minivan. Being "Scared of Stella" is known to be another attribute of this person. First to speak and quick to anger, he is always ready for a war of words.
I couldn't run my car against the Honda God since his car was broken again.
by Hond@ God August 16, 2020
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2006 Honda Civic

by NoIdeaBroo April 26, 2024
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G-honda

The carrier of extra G and vitamin G.
G-honda do you have some extra G gum?
by geelongm.com March 25, 2022
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Honda season

a type of season when all local official Honda gang members meet up and go crazy.
Dam its dam near Honda season time to start boosting my Honda down the streets.
by Honda king May 7, 2019
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Honda Civic BFE

An exclusive, one of a kind 2013 Honda Civic " Best Friend Edition"
Hey, best friend, do you want to take a ride in my Honda civic BFE?
by Girthday Cake September 6, 2025
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Honda

Sumbmarine, depth finder, and a frickin BOAT
Bro, did you see that Honda start up bars deep

Yea man the Honda's rippin while the can-am belts are slipping.
by HONDA PWR May 12, 2021
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