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hoedeo

female version of brodeo
promanently female gathering
"god i thort i was gonna turn lezi any seconde on saturday nite"
"yerr wot a hoedeo"
by sofi=] January 22, 2008
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Hoed-in

Hoed-in is a way of saying you're going to be snowed-in with a Ho, during a temporary time when there will be a significant snowfall, such as when a blizzard or snow warning is fore-cast for your area, over the weekend.

Although someone who's got no game can ruin the perfect opportunity -- usually being hoed-in is the antidote to cabin fever, as you plan ahead for the get together, once you already heard the fore-cast of snow conditions (harsh snow conditions which make everyone less inclined to be outdoors anyhow).

In theory a snowfall would last only a few days at most, and then the session would lead to a refreshing period of socio-spatial independence, much like lions in the wild, after a period filled with hours, and various rounds, of intense and repeated copulation.

Although most often used in advanced (based on a smooth game-planning skills), being hoed-in can be used in past-tense, however, to describe a weekend of surprise snow sex, even if it wasn't planned.

Usually, you plan to get hoed-in with someone you are fond of.

Being hoed-in can be used to refer to men or women, depending on various factors, such as the relationship, who's doing the game planning, and who is hosting the copulatory olympic session.
Friend 1: "Hey weather fore-cast is now saying up to 40 inches of snow this weekend, fuck, it's going to be a pain in the ass to shovel-out my car on Saturday."

Friend 2: "Naw. I can't wait for the snow. I'll be hoed-in this weekend. It can't snow enough."
by gggkkkaaakkk February 5, 2010
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Hode

A large quantity of hand rolled cigarettes.
"Hey, do we have enough smokes for tonight?"

"Rolled a hode, we'll be alright for a while."
by SteelWubbs December 28, 2011
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hoediddle

A hoediddle is someone who touches hoes in an inappropriate fashion in their nether regions, sometimes resulting in disease transfer from one hoe to another.
Steph is a hoediddle seeing as she touches Katie, JoHanna and Lauren in an inappropriate fashion.
by Randybobandy12345 December 10, 2009
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hoedumping

When a woman or man is left at a gas station or a place of business.Before sex because, of refusal to give up body. Or after because have given up sex .With no money or transportation to get home.
I'm "hoedumping"this Bitch she didn't wanna give up no pussy.better find a way home.
by mscandice23 August 1, 2014
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Hoedacious

Haileys attire was hoedacious because it revealed her shoulders.
by GKforthewin October 4, 2016
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Hoedown Throwdown

When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party
Man me and my mates are gonna go hoedown throwdown at Sally's garden party wanna join??
by scusemebiatch October 30, 2016
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