by Pooglz November 19, 2016

the way every true hippy starts their morning. A seemingly contradicting mixture of marijuana and coffee.
(Roommate 1 to awakening hippy): hey man, what time is that plumber coming over to fix the toilet?
(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.
(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.
by noahsimonpeter October 4, 2010

A person who is interested in typical hippie endeavors (such as following jam bands across the country) but who does not display the typical hippie characteristics (instead he has short hair, holds down a regular job, car is not covered in stickers, does not wear hemp necklaces, bathes) with the result that people who interact with the stealth hippie on a day-to-day basis (bosses, coworkers, neighbors) are unaware of his extracurricular interests.
I know that with his short haircut and accountant day job, Paul doesn't seem like your normal Phish fan, but he is a stealth hippie. He's been to 150 shows and sells hetty crystals in the lot.
by holyjes August 17, 2010

by Screw Hippies, Love Metal October 13, 2010

A hippie chick who leaves a trail consisting of dread flakes and blood because she believes in keeping her period natural.
Damn Gretel, you're such a drippy hippie, don't you dare get in my VW van, I just had the upholstery restored at Kombi Haus.
by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020

by Subeej March 31, 2003

Hippy Ritz is: Dinitrogen monoxide, N2O, Nitrous oxide, Hippie Ritz, Whip-its (or Whip-it), Stratosphere, NOS, Hippie Crack, and Hippy crack. Hippy Ritz is called Hippy Ritz because similar to high dose Ritz (Ritalin), the high is short and it leaves you wanting more. Ritalin lasts maybe 2 to 4+ hours. Whip-its last 30 seconds to 2+ minutes. Since whip-its (Nitrous oxide, N2O, Hippy Ritz) depletes Vitamin B12, supplement with Vitamin B12 supplements. B Vitamins are important, especially Vitamin B12. Don't use Hyppy Ritz more than twice a month and no more than 24 or 25 canisters a session. 12 is better. Maximum 50. You end up loading a canister in the cracker (whip-its opener), putting a balloon on it, twisting it, letting the gas in, and breathing the balloon. Hippy Ritz is usually used to make whipped cream though. Hippy Ritz is legal.
Tony: I loaded 50 canisters of Hippy Ritz and breathed it in 50 balloons. This Hippy Ritz feels great! I'm in the Stratosphere! Better take Vitamin B12 for two weeks and then try some more whip-its.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 15, 2023
