I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
by anonymous February 8, 2023
Get the Shadow The Hedgehogmug. by Skootnix August 11, 2022
Get the Dumbass Idiot Hedgehogmug. Look at Mel over there as he dances around the campfire drinking a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else is sitting with a beer enjoying the fire. What a rainbow hedgehog!!
by Bowslosski November 21, 2023
Get the Rainbow hedgehogmug. A Term from the 90s Used to Describe Someone as a SEGA Fanboy back in the Day When SEGA Used to be a Hardware Manufacture
Guy 1: Yo I Heard of Some Hedgehog Who Signed Up For One of SEGA's Screamstakes over at Wendy's to Win an Upcoming Sega Apollo
Guy 2: That's Awesome Wanna Come over to My House and Play Quake 3, Unreal Tournament 2004 or Half Life 2
Guy 1: Sure! SEGA!
Guy 2: That's Awesome Wanna Come over to My House and Play Quake 3, Unreal Tournament 2004 or Half Life 2
Guy 1: Sure! SEGA!
by baliebox4916 November 15, 2018
Get the Hedgehogmug. The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023
Get the New Hampshire Hedgehogmug. by Burpytoes September 21, 2016
Get the burst hedgehogmug. Sonic the Hedgehog, blue hedgehog, is fast, can run, can go through loops, can jump, can look down, can... em... y'know, fun
by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023
Get the Sonic the Hedgehogmug.