Hector Smells

Actually, I didn't say what he smells like. So for all I know Hector could be smelling like...um...a computer. Yeah! A Computer! That's right! (Just kidding Hector!) Don't die!

P.S. I'm watching you!!! Muahaha!
...... :} <---(evil grin)

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis April 2, 2003

hefty fine

adj -- A term used to describe a beautiful woman, usually of Afro-American descent, and her beautifully plump booty

"Daayuum, boy, did you see Beyonce? Man, she hefty fine!"

by fuck boy October 19, 2004

Hector Piss

Beer; most commonly Bud Light usually bought and drank by illegal immigrants from south of the border. Most Mexicans are named Hector

After a long day of building a block wall a Mexican usaully enjoys the ice cold taste of a Hector Piss.

Damn Juan is at 7-11 buying more Hector Piss.

Prefered drink of Mexicans.

"Yo quiero un Hector Piss"

by Bihadamist February 21, 2009

Hector

A straight edge dildo.

Omg I couldn't get laid last night so I bought me a Hector.

by aggin February 28, 2013

Hectomaniac

A person who thrives on a busy lifestyle.

Jenny never comes out for happy hour anymore. Due to her hectic schedule, she's developed into a full-fledged hectomaniac!

by C. Leigh Stevens May 18, 2008

hectivity

hectic activity;

experience characterized by extreme activity or excitement.

There's too much hectivity in modern society!

Do we have to go to Jenna's house for thanksgiving? I would rather stay here and avoid all that hectivity.

Perhaps we should weigh the advantages of having kids against the inherent hectivity to follow before having unprotected sex?

by dasein March 7, 2011

Hector

KELS PET ROCK FROM OMORI

Kel: “hey guys i found my pet rock hector”

by aspeno March 15, 2021