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half your age plus 7

Half your age plus 7 is the mathematical equation to determine the creepiness of your dating relationship.
Person A: Is 20 years old.
Person B: is 18 years old.
20/2=10
10+7= 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is greater than 17.

Person A: is 30 years old.
Person B: is 21 years old.
30/2=15
15+7=22
Person B's age is less than 22 therefore this relationship is creepy.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 7, or you're creepy.
by Blubro6 April 29, 2008
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Half Zip

Whats good cuz, I just re upped on a half zip today
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Half Life 2

Set apart from other games in its AI, graphics and physics engines. At what part in Halo can you pick barrels up and slam them into the enemies, when in Pariah do the enemies retreat, try to outflank you and generally don't commit suicide, and in UT2004, is Nikata's arse really as round as alyx's?
No, none of you can truly say that Half-Life 2 is a disappointment, after all, you thought it was so good it deserved urban dictionary's attention, didn't you?
Halo: $5 (Sold Out Software)
UT 2004: £15 (PC World)
Pariah: £30 (New)

Half-Life 2: Priceless (Valve)
by ¦ Matrix ¦ August 25, 2005
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half-ass

(adj). Something incomplete or downright lame, disappointing in its partial quality. Often a task given to a teenage student is done in a half-ass manner.
You are an hour late and telling me you couldn't get a cab? That's a half-ass excuse!
by Sasha Henke February 2, 2006
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half expect

When you don't honestly believe something to be the case, but wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be true.
My friend was so crazy, I half expected him to actually jump off the water tower into a tub of jello when the radio station offered him $10.
by David Fier May 25, 2007
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Half Gib

Speaking negatively about other groups of people while drunk for only half of the night.
He pulled a "half gib" last night.
by jaime jaime August 26, 2006
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Half Leg

A Half Leg, is a massive shit that reaches the water without breaking.. Name derived from the size equivalent from the ankle to knee

May require scissors ..

Best place to do a half leg is hanging over the grand canyon or a bottomless pit

Caution: Never do a half leg in a plane or a construction site port-a-loo
oh my god, ive done a half leg!!!
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