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gomer jugmaker

A gomer who, while recklessly driving a beater, cowboy cadillac, or pig wheel almost kills you and therefore scares you so much that you'd drink an entire jug of his moonshine to calm down.
That damned gomer jugmaker ran me completely off the road!
by '52 Broadcaster September 26, 2006
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Geometry Dash

A video game of squares jumping over triangles.
by GD Charz June 16, 2019
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ass gnome

a gnome that resides inside of someones ass
there is an ass gnome

in my ass
by Some Lazy-Ass Cracker May 26, 2009
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butt gnome

1) A small woodland creature that lives in the hair forest in and around ones Anus. Usually the thicker said forest, the larger chance one would be infested by Butt Gnomes. Usually found in males, but females can become infected if they have a hairy anus as well.

2) Term used as a verbal attack. Who would want to live in a forest of anus hair?
Example 1:
Josh: "How are your Butt Gnomes doing?"

John: "I found one today, when I had my finger in my ass."

Jason: "I will rape him later."

Example 2:
Josh: "Look at my popped-up collar! I am the coolest man alive!"

John: "Whatever, I am pretty sure Butt Gnomes pop up their collars too... What a fag!"
by Face February 23, 2005
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Deep Gnome

Deep Gnomes, are also known as svirfneblin, are legendary because they are so rarely seen. They live deep under the earth, where they create beautiful artifacts made of precious metals and gems, as well as fantastic creations of stonework. They live under constant threat of attack from other races. This has made the svirfneblin wise and agile, if somewhat timid and retiring.
by smurf August 23, 2004
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Gnomenapping

When someone steals a garden gnome with the intention of taking that gnome to various locations and sending pictures of the gnome back to its original, and rightful owner.
Severina: What are you doing tomorrow night?

Elizabeth: I'm taking a road trip this month, so I'm gnomenapping that house over on Lincoln.
by LizzieSoucie February 8, 2010
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NS Gnome

One who complains about being too skinny, and only eats peas and energy drinks.
WTF? Fatty's turning into an NS Gnome.
by puddingking April 13, 2004
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