mopey grape

One who is depressed or sad, usually for no specific reason.

Person 1: Adam looks really sad.
Person 2: Yeah, he's being a mopey grape.

by Flyingel May 25, 2015

Watkin’s Grapes

Slang for piles

When you push to hard invert your colon

Ah man, I got a right case of Watkin’s grapes. I tried thumbing it in but it won’t go up

by Birra Moretta December 13, 2017

grape squeezers

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.

Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!

by felipe2028 January 22, 2020

Grape Chat

A group chat that consists of 8 friends who reside in multiple states across the U.S. At one point, all of these friends have either worked, shared a hobby, or lived next to each other. There is an occasional appearance from other people who cannot handle a full time participation.

Hey man, check out that pic I sent in Grape Chat.

by Ramphex February 19, 2019

grape-kun

An innocent penguin who gave up everything for his true 2D love. Is considered to be the ultimate Otaku between the bird family

Grape-kun. Its name was Grape-kun.

by Krammer3inches January 25, 2018

smashing grapes

Shiting one's self while seated

Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.

by The The Guy October 24, 2013

Grape fart

A type of fart that occurs when a small amount of gas, usually the size of a small seedless grape, passes through the ring meat. Typically grape farts are odorless, rare, and silent and require unique position of legs and ass cheeks to occur. Studies show to increase the frequency of grape farts, limit intake of gaseous foods. ie, beans, broccoli, meat.

While on the way to the beach in Kevin's new truck, Scott has an "up-to-no-good" smile.

Kevin: Hey Ass-clown.... What's your deal?

Scott: Nothing, I just farted

Kevin: AWWWWW MAN!!! Thats not right! This is my NEW RIDE!
(Kevin rolls down the windows)

Scott: Chill....its just a grape fart.

Kevin: Oh...ok

by Key-Lime February 15, 2010