Granola Cruncher

Tree-hugging, bleeding-heart, high-in-fibre, low-in-fat, vegetarian communists.

The sort of people who hate the same government and military that is the only reason they're not speaking German or Russian right now. While the fact that they're not actively repressed is an important sign that free speech is still very much alive and well, it doesn't make them any less annoying.

Granola Cruncher: OMG like fair trade, stop the war, globalization is bad and stuff, I hate Bush because Vegan Times said he's mean, wow birkenstocks are cool.

by EchoZulu October 14, 2008

Hermione Granger

The brightest bitch of her age. The friend of Ron and Harry who is not totally awesome and cannot draw

Harry: Hey guys, guys i got something that'll cheer us all up (singing) Hermione Granger can't draw, Hermione can't draw,
Everyone: Hermione cannot draw, she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how to draw book.

by matthewhpg April 13, 2011

Grannola Dick

When the hairs on your dick havent grown in, thus little bumps appear.

Daniel: dude I have a total grannola dick
Josh: Holly shit whats up with that major grannola dick!!!!

by www.oregon.gov/oda/pest/recert February 4, 2010

Grangers United

GU is a Tremulous Arcade Mod created by the one and only, Pedokid. Er, make that PedoBear. Yep, you heard me right. Hur dur! FUDGE!!

The fudge came from Andrew of GRANGERS UNITED.

GRANGERS UNITED is gay..

by ERIKIA July 26, 2009

grangma

A term used to refer to a grandma who is stoned or ghost looking.

Some weird grangma dragged me off to the jungle.

by Saidaze January 2, 2011

Granlöf

An awesome lastname for an awesome country named sweden.

Granlöf did it again!

That Granlöf really knows how to do it.

by Hovding September 27, 2011

grantopolis

The name Grantopolis comes from Greece. People who have the name Grantopolis have a great personality, and they are extremely awesome.

That kid is so Grantopolis.

by gswizzle May 19, 2014