Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.

Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.

by JJ January 19, 2004

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Flaming Gooch Kick

wen you set your shoes on fire and kick someone really hard in the gooch.

that bastard gave me a flaming gooch kick and burnt my prostate.

by JJ January 11, 2004

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Gooch-codded

as the name suggests, to be slapped, struck or smacked in the gooch with a living or dead cod

Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday

by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008

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Goochbag

1. An individual who takes being a douchebag to such lows that it invokes memories of how bad the gooch smells after a five mile run and sweaty sex.

2. Karl Rove

"Your boss never told you about any alleged mistakes you were making, even after you asked repeatedly, then told everyone else you were a fuck up after he fired you?" What a total fucking goochbag!

by P Sizzles October 21, 2008

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A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.

Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?

Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.

by WilburWild December 3, 2010

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