someone who you laugh at not with. they usually are men. most likely can’t grow facial hair. you know if you know 😉
by saglizdon June 27, 2025

by Goof Snake May 5, 2016

What you call someone who:
defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears dildos for fashion
oralmemespeak
anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75)
is currently NOT circumcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back
wears white belts
"frosted tip" hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emofag
is a scenefag
is an artfag
is a culturefag
is a Grammarfag
and any other type of overly offensive fucking asshole that should be absolutely legal to just fucking 100% execute in public.
fuckin' crowd and everything.
..you'd watch it.
defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears dildos for fashion
oralmemespeak
anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75)
is currently NOT circumcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back
wears white belts
"frosted tip" hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emofag
is a scenefag
is an artfag
is a culturefag
is a Grammarfag
and any other type of overly offensive fucking asshole that should be absolutely legal to just fucking 100% execute in public.
fuckin' crowd and everything.
..you'd watch it.
Prima: If you read all of that you're an "Intergalactic Goof."
Secunda: I got about three words in then went back on Facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
Prima: I fucking hate this planet..
/Irony
Secunda: I got about three words in then went back on Facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
Prima: I fucking hate this planet..
/Irony
by ForceFedFetusFillet September 27, 2012

A person who talks shit,usually behind ones back and is extremely irritating and annoying, also lies to try and cover their own ass
by Naughtybunny December 6, 2024

Kacie is a well said human being and quite the goof. she often tries to deflect this on a freind but we know what happening 😉
Kacie is a goof
by Pandafellow May 23, 2022

by Hunky Dude Randy Marsh November 16, 2020

Goof, is someone who says see ya in a silly voice, and who people like to prank call like 3487 times just to bother.
I pranked that goof like 34 times, just to piss him off.
That goof always smirks in his soccer pictures.
That goof always smirks in his soccer pictures.
by goof#2 October 19, 2009
