Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!
by CrimesStopperPunk April 27, 2011
The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.
Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"
Pete- "No. What for??"
Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."
Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."
Pete- "No. What for??"
Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."
Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."
by Leave the gun take the cannoli April 12, 2009
by nyke January 09, 2008
by Shakesomethingg December 25, 2019
An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).
The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
by Audifred August 14, 2008
Vomiting into someone's asshole and then having them shit out the vomit back into your mouth then u shove it in her vagina and continue intercourse
by Butch Montreal July 10, 2017
A swedish goober is when one is having anal with one's sexual partner while using jelly as lubricant. When the penis leaves the anus, the partner will insert peanut butter into the anus and it will then create a kind of homemade goober. Cheaper than the store-bought goober for sure.
You guys buy goober from the store? Try a Swedish goober sometime, it's fun for you, tasty for the kids.
by noahtorious b.i.g November 29, 2018