Goober Douche

Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!

Omg Steven is such a goober douche! He thinks he is hot shit but aint shit at all!

by CrimesStopperPunk May 18, 2011

Goober Butt

The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.

Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"

Pete- "No. What for??"

Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."

Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."

by Leave the gun take the cannoli April 12, 2009

goober

many of something; a lot of one thing

He has a goober of money.

by nyke January 17, 2008

Goofy goober

Someone who is always joking around never to be taken serious everything they say is questionable

“I like josh but he’s and goofy goober and I don’t like that”
“Why is Christopher a goofy goober”

by Shakesomethingg December 24, 2019

Goober Monkey

An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).

The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.

Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.

You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.

by Audifred October 8, 2008

Goober drop

Vomiting into someone's asshole and then having them shit out the vomit back into your mouth then u shove it in her vagina and continue intercourse

Oh shit, Markelle just goober dropped that bitch

by Butch Montreal July 10, 2017

Goober Zuts

Used to describe a feeling of unexplainable proportion, like cool to the extreme or can be be used for over confusion. One word that be used in many different ways

This week had me stressin like no other guy, but after i saw my chick yesterday I went Goober Zuts bro no joke.

by Rokudaime May 6, 2008