Chinese Gorilla Eating Dog

Yum yum yum, Chinese gorillas eat dog

Man you look like a Chinese Gorilla eating dog!

by you are mega homo August 2, 2019

mocos de gorila

Gorilla Snot in English: an actual gel product straight from Mexico. Best quality of all time (like any true Mexican)
*Google it you disbelievers

Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.

*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain

by alacran2121 November 24, 2009

gorilla fucking

During intercourse when a man is on top of a woman thrusting while head banging and grunting like a gorilla

"I totally got freaked out and left in the middle of having sex because Derek was gorilla fucking me."

by Maryhadalittlelamb8 February 23, 2014

gojming

a feeling yoou get when talking to certain person that can't be described, it makes you weak in the knees, and speachless.

"He makes me feel GOJMING fajajamama"

by Minnesota January 21, 2007

Gorillabear

Possibly the greatest threat ever to be discovered. These huge beasts can grow to over 15 feet tall are extremely smart and deadly strong. They are known to attack without warning charging straight at their opponent at blazing speed. Despite the massive body of the Gorrilabear is quite nimble and can jump great distances. This beasts habits and culture remain a mystery mostly due to all encounters with them ending quickly with death or horrendous injury and insanity.

As Kyle was walking through the jungle he turned a corner and knew he was doomed. Standing right in front of him was a Gorillabear standing at 4 times Kyle's height. In one swift motion the Gorillabear leaped onto a branch above Kyle and came down right on top of him claws extended. Kyle managed to poop himself right before the massive Gorillabear claws penetrated his skull causing instant death.

by OBCD June 14, 2009

gorilla pound

1. the art of ruining ones fast food meal by completely smashing your hamburger before putting it in the bag
2. the last step at a fast food restaurant before you receive your meal

Wow, this Wendy's hamburger would not be so bad had it not received a gorilla pound before I got it.

by " Steffenhatin' " December 17, 2009

gorious

1. a misspelling of glorious
2. something that is very gory

the crusades were gorious.

by Eyikl March 25, 2011