I went to a dnd club and asked if I could join their campaign, They asked me what my character is, I told them Im a mind Goblin. "Whats a mind goblin?" "MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ" they didn't let me join.
by Yourdearestfather May 17, 2023
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An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.
by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007
Get the Bum Goblin mug.This phrase comes from a Possum Reviews video on review on the homemade mediocre film, The goblin. In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on the stove. It never comes up again. No reason or explanation. The phrase is a follow up to a rhetorical question.
Friend: Why did the teacher give us extra homework? We didn't even do anything bad.
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
by CakeLiar November 2, 2020
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compound word; noun; term of endearment; def. one who is newly sober and thus still suffering from severe withdrawal symptoms and drug and/or alcohol cravings; the "goblin" component is in reference to the general appearance of said person, who shall bear resemblance to a wet, scaly homeless person; while the "daddy" term denotes the typically male gender of the subject and former or potential physical appeal.
compound word; noun; term of endearment; def. one who is newly sober and thus still suffering from severe withdrawal symptoms and drug and/or alcohol cravings; the "goblin" component is in reference to the general appearance of said person, who shall bear resemblance to a wet, scaly homeless person; while the "daddy" term denotes the typically male gender of the subject and former or potential physical appeal.
Erika: check out that Goblin Daddy at 12 O' Clock!
Jasmine: Oh that's Neil... He just came back from a relapse
Jasmine: Oh that's Neil... He just came back from a relapse
by Goblin daddy June 15, 2016
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by Nedthesciencekidd January 18, 2021
Get the Goblin stain mug.GoblinBoi is a vile creature that skulks the streets of Nuneaton in search of anything that will provide it sustenance. It's hollow sunken eyes forever glazed over with a look of utter stupidity and moronic thought. Never approach this creature for it may just cling onto you with all it has, sucking the life force from your body with its special 'dole dosser' attack that is said to leave you financially broke and homeless.
"You need to be careful of GoblinBoi, he'll just move into your house and sponge off you for eternity"
"You need to be careful of GoblinBoi, he'll just move into your house and sponge off you for eternity"
by You know who you are :) March 26, 2021
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