Goatshire

A fictional land originating from The Goat Simulator DLC: Goat Simulator MMO.

"I'm going to Goatshire tomorrow."

Goatshire by CircusBaby242487 April 13, 2022

Morse Goal

Any goal in any sport that is not deserving of a goal. Typically requires little to no skill and involves a substantial amount of luck. Morse Goals often infuriate those who have been scored upon and possess skill. Apply to sports video games such as Fifa 10, NHL 09, and NHL 10 as well as real life sports.

X "Oh my god that goal I scored was dank"
Y "That was a Morse Goal and you know it."

X "Did you see Wayne Rooney score that Morse Goal?"
Y "That sir is a paradox, Wayne Rooney is a soccer god."

Morse Goal by Bob Jobs May 17, 2010

mom goal 

In lacrosse when a shot hits the side of the net and doesn’t go in. All the mom’s scream because they saw the net move but it was not a goal.

Did they score? No it was a “mom goal”.

mom goal by Bobsmokin May 6, 2019

consolation goal 

In a sports match where one team is very far behind the other team, but manages to score point(s) very late in the game, despite the outcome already being obvious.

Most likely used in soccer/football where one team already has a huge advantage (5-0) and it's very late in the game (89th minute out of 90)

In Brazil v Germany's semi final match in the World Cup, Germany beat Brazil 7-1. Brazil scored their only goal in the 90th minute, making it a consolation goal because there was no way Brazil could change the outcome of the match (score 6 goals) in less than 1 minute.

consolation goal by ngicecream August 15, 2021

Darts Goalie 

An individual with excessive and immense talent beyond any other sport or occupation besides, darts goalie.

Lily f Nicholas is the province's best darts goalie, soon to be the world's best.

Darts Goalie by bigred2009 April 11, 2023

Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals

An all-inclusive way to address a crowd.

Motivational Speaker: Hello guys, gals, and nonbinary pals!
Crowd: Wow. How inclusive.

Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals by MalumLibrum958 November 12, 2022

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

watering the goats by damnitfred August 23, 2010