goatfuck

A monumental screwup

Our weekend trip turned out to be a real goatfuck.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

Relationship Goals

A couple who are the best couple out there. They are the power couple. Everyone wants to be like them.

Girl to boyfriend: Why can't we have a relationship like Jessica and William?!!?

Boyfriend: Psh those are unrealistic relationship goals they're too perfect.

by Pshyouknowitsthetruth November 9, 2015

go a-wall

spoken A-Wall the real term is AWOL(Absent Without Official Leave)- it means leaving your post and not returning in the Military
Taking leave and not showing up when ordered

"Don't go a-wall soldier"
often heard in military videogames

by Soulreaver May 28, 2008

The Golden Goal

The greatest moment in Canadian history, or really, history in general. On February 28th, 2010 at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics, Sidney Crosby scored the over-time winning goal against the United States Men's Hockey Team to win Team Canada the gold medal in Men's Hockey. That moment is known as The Golden Goal, since it was for the goal medal.

Jarome Iginla assisted Sidney Crosby by passing him the puck when he shouted "Iggy!"

I saw Crosby score The Golden Goal last Sunday; my life has new meaning.

by A proud Canadian. April 28, 2011

goal celebration

A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.

Goal Celebration example:

*Player 1 scores a goal.

*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.

*Player 2 grabs him.

*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.

*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.

*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.

*All team mates orgasm with player 1.

*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.

by Chullage February 3, 2009

Goat Dance

The goat dance is traditionally a New Year's Eve ritual of fertility and fecundity, connecting the Romanian territory to the Greek antiquity and to the Oriental civilizations.

"Met a redneck on a Grecian isle, he did the goat dance very well, gave me back my smile, but he kept my camera to sell."
-Joni Mitchell
"California"
Blue, 1971

by killer_weed July 28, 2009

Any hole is a goal

1.Something a guy might say when he is desperate. It means that he would be happy to fuck,
A. Any of a girls holes (mouth, vagina, anus, stoma-as referenced in some memes) even if he can't get the hole he wants.
B. Any girl even if she's ugly, or sometimes a guy.
2. A guy is so horny that he would fuck anything with a hole for sexual pleasure.

1A. Guy#1- "My girlfriend will only do oral because she wants to stay a virgin"
Guy#2- "Hey man, any hole is a goal"
1B. Guy#1- "Would you tap that old lady over there"
Guy#2- "Sure, any hole is a goal"

FAMOUS QUOTE
RuPaul's Drag Race-Season 10-Snatch Game
RuPaul- "So close but not a match I'm afraid"
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "Aw, any hole is a goal"
RuPaul- "What did you say!"
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "Any hole, is a goal"-*winks and points to RuPaul*
RuPaul- "Oh" *laughs*
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "My mother used to tell me that when I was little"
*Everyone laughs*

by RPDR definitions June 30, 2018