Im gonna chris brown you like he did to rihanna.
by sheebie.monster February 10, 2009
Person 1: You dirty bombastic bitch
Person 2: Ohhhh no tf you didn't ..... Your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it
Person 2: Ohhhh no tf you didn't ..... Your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it
by Ass is grass October 13, 2015
by jim bob September 14, 2004
Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.
by UrbanScribe7 May 04, 2017
When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot
by Pedro the all mighty January 10, 2011
a syndrome in which someone is feeling really stupid or embarrased (usually because of something someone else did to them.usually in a joking manner)and the affected person lashes out desperately in the moment by pushing the person who did it to thems stuff off of something or lashes out violently to avert the humiliation back to the other person.. this condition mostly occurs in males.
(easier to understand if you can relate.)
(easier to understand if you can relate.)
someone trips their friend in the hallway as a joke and the person they tripped feels so embarrased that they push the person down as if it would avert the humilialtion.
by Andrew Coleman March 11, 2005
Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.
Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".
by kaleb _ Dahlgren January 27, 2009