Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given

The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)

There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).

by Andj87 May 19, 2016

Giving Dome to Death

When the driver of a vehicle gives head to the passenger of the car while "driving".

"It's so sad how Sara and Jimmy died, she was giving dome to death."

by Brodino and Willz June 2, 2009

given' gump

A man who masturbates so frequently he ejaculates at any given time, usually men who are gungerin' up

EW! His pants are wet, he must be given' gump!!

by Annoying prick who's annoying November 28, 2002

givin' the pants back

When you're about to have sex, and you cop out at the last minute, thus giving the pants back to your parnter.

How'd the date go last night?

Givin' the pants back, man... givin' the pants back.

by voodoom December 6, 2006

Giving the Cat a Bath

When your pussy gets really wet

When I watch porn, I'm giving the cat a bath

by skittythecute April 7, 2016

Gavyn

A gavyn is a hot person who is super sweet and good at guitar. Has a big dick and can get all the bitches.

Person1: hey did you see gavyn?
Person2: yeah, he was walking to the guitar studio with this hot chick

by Periodically.raile November 26, 2021

giving you shit

Vulgar way to describe teasing. See also "giving (you) a hard time," "pulling my/their leg," "bullshitting."

"Look at this guy with the plastic jacket!"
"What are you talking about? This is real leather."
"Relax bro, just giving you shit."

by Davis The Untamed May 15, 2022