gobble shaft

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft

some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7

by Kiro the mother fucka March 9, 2015

gobble throat

Is a male or female that can take anything and any size meaning there is no such thing as to big to shove down their throat. He/she is upset when a guy has a small dick because there throat is so large

Dude your dick is to small she has a gobble throat

by Super fagalicious January 23, 2017

gobble hobble

when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on

goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning

teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(

by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES April 24, 2018

Gobble Dick

A young punk race car driver

Golabic is a gobble dick

by No filter bitch May 22, 2018

Gobble Gobble Shnible Shnoble

1) A term used to describe a hot person.
2) Describing you will eat your food.

1) ‘Ooo she’s a right gobble gobble shnible shnoble.’
2) ‘You bought pizza no way I’m gonna gobble gobble shnible shnoble that!’

by Bubbleberryyyyyy June 26, 2018

Gobble my Coggle

Popularized in the 2018 novel "Death of a Guardsman", when the protagonist demands that his apprentice "gobble his coggle", meaning he wants to be deepthroated and gagged on. To have one's coggle gobbled basically involves receiving a really awesome blowjob that produces a full-body high that can't be replicated in unprotected sex. This is the best thing that can happen to a person. In fact, I'm getting my coggle gobbled right now. Ooooh yeah. OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeeeeeeeh.

*eggplant*

"Hey Duncan can I have some money to go shopping?"
"I don't know, I'll definitely need something in return Felina."
"No! NO!"
"YES! MY COGGLE WILL BE GOBBLED! GOBBLE MY COGGLE!"
"This is the fifth time to---gobblegobblegobblecogglecoggle

by YungHoratio February 17, 2019

gibbence

Someone often known as ‘Igor’ , they often are quiet or shy and are known for shite patter.

“Here mate , see that Igor Gaj , he’s a right gibbence int he?”

by AndyBhoy1888 January 3, 2021