TDGH (too drunk to get hard)

when a male is so inebriated that his genitalia is not usable in a sexual act.

Girl: get your close off hunk.
Guy: ok
Girl: ...
Guy: what.?
Girl: omg you are TDGH (too drunk to get hard).

by Presidentrolf March 25, 2020

How to get bitches

Don’t be hillin

Dude one - “how to get bitches”
Dude two - never be a hillin

by Hillin101 December 9, 2022

Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship

A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.

Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!

by Mr. Shlibsta May 16, 2010

get ready to vomit

An expression in the class of throatcore used by a man during oral sex of a violent nature where the woman's head is no longer in motion, but is stationed by the man's hands as he gives sharp, deep pelvic thrusts into her mouth and throat regardless of whether or not she is able to adapt her throat to the depth of the thrusts and regardless of whether or not she is enjoying it. In a less aggressive scenario of this nature a woman might gag, but during fellatio of this caliber of violence she is apt to regurgitate entirely. Hence the man, upon sensing that moment, might commonly utter the expression "get ready to vomit."

"Yeah, bitch, get ready to vomit!"

by Joe from Brooklyn March 8, 2008

rat trying to get out

When you gotta shit so bad that the shit pops in and of your arsehole as if convulsing. See Prarie Dog or Seismic Fart.

To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!

To be prarie dogging while farting.

To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.

I was sitting on the train when this guy moaned, "rat trying to get out!"

"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"

"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Hard-to-get

Playing 'Hard-to-get' is a term frequently used by males to describe dismally failed attempts to seduce or amuse a women, and thereafter, console his battered pride.

Thabo: *texting* Hey sexyface, we should hook up sometime when you're free.

Sexyface: *replies* Hell No.

Thabo: *thinking* She's just playing hard-to-get.

by Mr_Ryt_Now November 26, 2013

To get hitched

It is a phrase meaning;
To get married

The news is everywhere that he will get hitched by next week. (To get hitched)

by Zphyrbae August 7, 2017