gastronaut

Noun; One who commits suicide by securing a plastic bag over his or her head and pumping in a gas, thereby dying of asphyxiation; the individual's head in the bag gives him or her passing resemblance to an astronaut.

Nico was so upset by Lou's rejection of her that she decided to end her life as a gastronaut.

by ARog59 September 25, 2024

gayrot

turning every topic in a conversation to something relating to the lgbt community, or furries

"dude, i'm going to pittsburgh for the summer!"
"you know, anthrocon is based in pittsburgh. you might see some furries there since youre going in the summer."
"dude shut the fuck up"

"i saw a yowie yesterday"
"yowie? more like yaoi"
"genuinely stop with your gayrot jesus christ"

by piper3z March 1, 2026

Gastroetnerologist

it's that one moment when you're in a 1v1 in spelling bee, you reach black dot (extreme+), you get gastroenterologist and you type it so fast you typo

"; gastroenterologist"
"; I know, I just typed gastroetnerologist, it was a tpyo"
"; oh sorry"
"; gg anyway"

(the semicolon is a canon event we can't get rid of it if we wanna speak in spelling bee)

by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

Gayrope

Another name for the degenerate West/Europe. Used in particular in the context of the aggressive political, cultural, and military crusades by cuckasoids against the rest of the world in order to impose their homotranny agenda.

Instead of building roads, helping farmers, drilling wells to provide drinking water to little kids, or do anything beneficial to Africa and Africans, gayrope is funding propaganda to destroy the only positive thing in the African continent, and that is family values.

by Trumpanzee July 2, 2025

Gastrophilosophical

Adj: Pertaining to the nature of ones beliefs about the nature of food.

"We had a great gastrophilosophical debate on the nature of when soup is ever really finished."

Is soup ever finished if you add in more broth to the bowl creating a Theseus' soup, and how does the Gastrointestinal tract play a role in the finishing of said soup?

by soup ponderer July 17, 2025

Gastrovert

A person who only socializes if food is involved.

Mitch would have preferred to stay home but he's a gastrovert and the invitation included dinner.

by Mijjil October 9, 2025

gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler

when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.

Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!

by truewilson45 October 17, 2025