Gainked

To happen without warning.

Somebody gainked my last pop-tart.

Last night we gainked some newbs outside Gludin

by Sexy McFly August 27, 2004

Gainesville, FL

Also known as Hell. A mediocre place to come for four years to get an education, yet a horrific place to subject your children to grow up in. Full of pretentious hipsters and yuppies, everything is driven by money and trends, and you are judged at every opportunity, though the judges are too good of people to really pass judgment. The term ACR has been coined to describe lifelong residents born in the mother county, Alachua, and most are miserable until they escape it's clutches. This term does not refer solely to rednecks and Wal-Mart shoppers with four teeth.

Gainesville is also home to the Florida Gators, the college football team with the most ridiculously deluded fan base anywhere. When they win, everyone shoves it in your face (even if you're not of the opposing team), yet when they lose, they act like the game didn't even happen instead of gracefully acknowledging defeat. Gainesville is one of the main producers of Football Haters in the world because of this, far surpassing Europe.

Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, I grew up in Hell.

Friend: You mean Gainesville, FL, right?

Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, that's what I said, Hell.

by Greene Team July 25, 2011

Garintha

When a male cuts the tip of he's penis off and feeds it to his pets, most commonly dogs.

Jason: hey Peter what are you doing?
Peter: I'm just doing garintha!!

by Peter.abe456 June 4, 2016

garina

very hot girl

holy shit it’s garina

by anirag November 22, 2021

Garintuit

Gar-in-tuit
'garintuti'

(Noun)
Urban.

Define: The instinctual desire and overwhelming sensation of both/solo physically and mentally to be vulgar in a person's actions or speech but not limited to persons or person be used as a trate or instinctual characteristics.

When both participants tap into there "Gari ntiutions" when being passionate with eachother world collide and the stars shine more brightly....

Dear journal,
Last night "Rebarb" showed her "GARINTUIT" side during our love making and IM PRETTY SURE I seen GOD!!

by 1st Ever Bikuneer December 23, 2021

pierre garino

A guy who has a sharp jawline but a short penis

Wow! Pierre seems to have such a big penis!
Oh wait - It's Pierre Garino.

by A_Concerned_Teacher May 17, 2019

gainer monkey

a freerunner or parkour kid that gainers. Part of a group of freerunners.

Bill- " They are an awesome group of gainer monkeys."
Mike- " That one can't even slant gainer."

by parkour-theworld October 6, 2012