gary the snail

Spongebob's pet snail, who might be smarter than Spongebob. 🐌

Is your favorite character on Spongebob Gary the Snail?

by Rikerlicious January 26, 2015

gary glasberg

a complete asshole that shouldn't be left in charge of anything

"Man, that TV show has been really shitty lately..."
"Yeah, the producer is SUCH a Gary Glasberg!"

by alliroth September 24, 2014

gary player

A Gary Player is a word commonly associated with all-day drinking sessions. Often a Gary Player can sneak up on you when you only plan to have one pint of San Miguel following your breakfast.

Having consumed 5 beers we all agreed that we were now having a Gary Player.

by Le.o Sayer August 9, 2006

whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

by ssullivan April 18, 2006

gary dusey

Taking a shit at Buckey's gas station while high on crack and reciting verses of the bible. Then throwing your feces at people like an ape.

I just took a gary dusey at Buckey's.

by Gary Dusey February 9, 2014

gary o'neill

Professional chicken factory worker who was born and raised in England, but celebrates being Irish one day every year. Has extremely large fingers which so I'm told more than make up for his tiny manhood. Also helps him to spin the decks, even though everyone knows that he isn't a real DJ. Not all there.

Look at him over there, he's a proper Gary O'Neill man.

by On the river Nile. August 3, 2017

Gary Toman

Synonyms with having a tiny penis

Gary Toman has a microscopic tadger

by Yermaw January 11, 2019