Goosing

to fuck a female =

Boy:Hey babe we should definitely get too goosing tonight =
Girl:Okay =D

by JOHNNY BLAZE ALL DAY November 8, 2010

Gooping

When a group of homosexuals all leave to use restroom facilities at the same time. Gay Pooping=Gooping.

Zoe (A Lesbian): I need to use the bathroom.

Jaden (Another Lesbian): Yeah, I need to wash my hands.

Megan(3rd Lesbian): I need to go to the bathroom as well!
John (Gay Boy): We should go gooping!

by gooper2000 November 22, 2011

goosing

craving, or really wanting something

pitched by ted nivison on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, ep. 34

i'm really goosing for some schmeat right now

by itigo October 16, 2021

goobin'

Back slang for - been goofing. Especially when the goofing is taken to a serious pro level.

Nothing we're just goobin' -- been goofing around town -- hitting some serious street action hardcore - pro style.

by Mjr TJ Kong November 30, 2011

gooning it up

The act of spending money on cheap wine (usually in cask form) by a group to get intoxicated quickly.

Agnas
"We only got $10AUD and we wanna get drunk tonight, what should we do?

Mortimer
"I say that we should be gooning it up my friend"

by TROYum May 7, 2005

Gooseneck

When a man takes his limp penis and stretches it back between his legs inserting it into his anus. He then may or may not get an erection and possibly ejaculate. Not merely performed by transvestites and drag queens, men from all walks of life may engage in this form of self-induced pleasure. The man next to you could be goosenecking himself right now.

I was so drunk last night, when I woke up this morning I was still goosenecking myself.

by SodomyJones May 5, 2010

goesintight

The atheist version of "god bless you" when a sneeze occurs. Rhymes with Gesundheit but makes more sense.

"AHHH CHOOO"
Everyone else: "god bless you".
The intelligent atheist: "goesintight".

by nogod January 13, 2008