Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.
Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3
by Lyshan November 05, 2009
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by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017
If you want to overshoot your goal stop getting complacent!
You must overshoot your English goals to achieve them.
You must overshoot your English goals to achieve them.
by Zami Karzai August 15, 2018
when both people in a couple match each other’s ugliness to the pinnacle. their overwhelming ugliness fills the relationship and causes it to last forever, especially because they are so ugly that they cannot find another pair.
Couple walks past.
Person A: “Damn, did you see them?”
Person B: “How could I not? They were ugly people goals.”
Person A: “Damn, did you see them?”
Person B: “How could I not? They were ugly people goals.”
by urmomgaylol4206969 July 19, 2019
You and your mom have mom and son goals
by Dad and daughter goals April 15, 2017
Gay Goal (GG) - a term that accurately describes a technique often used when playing Fifa 2007. The technique was first trademarked and consciously executed by the Singaporeans and Indonesians. In fact, it is most often used by noobs.
Examples of Gay goals: the first shot, which usually has no hope of going in under normal circumstances, either goes off the cross bar or is deflected by the keeper, only to be easily shot into an open goal by another player from the attacking team.
Examples of Gay goals: the first shot, which usually has no hope of going in under normal circumstances, either goes off the cross bar or is deflected by the keeper, only to be easily shot into an open goal by another player from the attacking team.
Wow Anderson, looks like you finally scored one against me. Too bad it was a GAY GOAL.
while Gay Goal technique is being implemented GG BRO. HAHA
while Gay Goal technique is being implemented GG BRO. HAHA
by Mr. Thierry Henry March 05, 2008