horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.

"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

glove plug

A rubberband placed at the base of a used condom so that its contents do not escape once its is placed in a garbage receptical

Damn, let me put a glove plug on that! Your load is so huge I can't have it getting all over my trashcan!

by clownsholet April 25, 2014

OJ Glove

When the vaginal or anal opening is too tight, or the fingers/hands are too big for penetration.

I was trying to finger blast Susie last night, but she was so tight I just wore her like an OJ Glove

by K $wiz July 16, 2016

Velvet Glove

When a guy has his penis in a womans ass, sticks his hand up her vagina, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.

Opposite to Rubber Glove.

I was fucking her and gave myself the Velvet glove.

by moobags February 4, 2010

Velvet Glove

n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl.

Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has never been the same.

by Helgate July 12, 2004

Colon Glove

portion of the colon that may stick to the penis as one pulls out. May resemble a small tail.

Looks like your fingers when you take a latex glove off....: He was so deep in her ass, the colon glove looked like a tail hanging from her ass when he pulled out.

by Sarber June 24, 2008

Dove Glove

a glove filled with hand cream (ie Dove hand cream) worn by a man to keep his hand soft for the pleasure of a woman (or himself)

Curley from 'Of Mice and Men' wore a glove of Vaseline on his right hand.

"bob wore a dove glove so his hand was soft for fingering his wife

by Super Nintendo Chalmers March 19, 2011