Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon

As a lady is giving you a blow job, just after you cum in her mouth, punch her in the stomach. This will make her cough violently and expel "spunk" from her mouth and nose, making her look like a "Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon".

Just as I jizzed in her mouth I gave her a right good whack. She looked like a right Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon!

by Jimbomate March 6, 2011

guzzler

One who proceeds to give oral sex, usually to a man. Synonyms: Ballzach, Harv, ZH

Zach was the biggest guzzler of the group, usually taking in 3 or 4 at the same time.

by Ted Flanagan January 12, 2008

Guzzy

Canadian slang for a beer.

Eh Douggie, can you grab me another guzzy there bud.

by AllThingsCanada November 30, 2018

goo guzzler

one who inhales semen in massive intakes

His completely whit lips throat and mouth show that Pat is indeed a goo guzzler.

by bob January 28, 2005

cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch

A woman who likes blowing a donkey then biting its dick off, and enjoys every raw fleshy she can find covered in semen

"man that bitch just bit that donkeys dick off, ya what a cum guzzling donkey blowing boner biting bitch"

by bahf sdhfuk asdyfgjhasedfhagb March 15, 2010

Guzzle

The act of pouring alcohol into a woman's vagina and sucking it out

"Dude! I guzzled the shit outta her last night!"

"Yea man I'm gonna try to guzzle her later"

by ikr! March 28, 2009

Jizz guzzeling rectal wart

A homosexual who sucks both sperm and ass.

You're a jizz guzzling rectal wart.

by Prion July 12, 2003