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don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.
Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
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by Memelovingfuck42069 November 3, 2015
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get the fuck outta dodge

a term usually shared with attending friends,while at a boring or uninteresting place.

Also a term used to express disgust toward a person, place or thing.
This place sucks and so do the people that come here,Let's "get the fuck outta dodge"
by NoLove_4_BS April 22, 2009
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to get the spadge monkey of your back

to have either fellatio or intercourse removing feelings of sexual tension
Geeze it feels good to get the spadge monkey off my back.
by CG May 12, 2004
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to get the Jimmy Choo

"Sally was sick of Randy's crap, so she gave him the Jimmy Choo."

"Man it sucks to get the Jimmy Choo."
by JulesnBoston March 31, 2007
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Go-Getter Greg

Go-Getter Greg. n. (go-get-ter gray-guh).
Code for 'creeper'. Reference to the song "Go-Getter Greg" by St. Louis alt/emo rock band Ludo. Typically used when the creeper is in vicintity or may be able to see the conversation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6xk6GJyd6A
Brother: Go-Getter Greg's here. Just came in the door.

Sister: Man, I wish Go-Getter Greg would creep on someone else.
by Jack Attack 720 January 19, 2009
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Getter Done

1. Short for "Get her done."

2. When used, at all, you know you are a hick.
Scenario 1: Billy-Bob: "I went to Betty-Sue's house last night."
Johnny-Boy: "Getter done!?!?"

Scenario 2: Three boys were outside in a parking lot. Boys 1 and 2 were in their car "rippin donuts". Boy 3 yells, "Getter done!!!"
by Danielle January 16, 2004
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banana getters

1. Referring to the hands of an African American.
"Hey get your damn banana getters off of me!"
by satisfied February 6, 2005
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