perpetratin' the fraud

simply put: faking something!
real old-skool hip-hop language :)

while you were over here perpetratin' the fraud
i was overseas on the charts with boy george
you're the beginner
shante's the winner

by rich rick August 6, 2007

fraudy

The act of appearing to commit fraud in an unconfirmed or not immedieately confirmable manner.

Ben has some fraudy boots on today.

by StevoLV July 25, 2008

fready

A term used to define being "fresh and ready." This term is different from just getting "ready" in that in involves more detail and time involving three or more of the following: Haircut, Shower, Shaving/ Triming (Face, body, and/or pubic area), waxing, Trimming nails, New or just pressed clothing, New or just cleaned sneakers or shoes, Cologne or perfume, or anything else that will make you stand out above the rest.

Dave: "Dude, I think she might let me hit it tonight!"

Nick: "Just make sure you get fready before you go over!"

Nick: "What time do you want to go to the strip club tonight?

Dave: "How about 11:00, that will give me enough time to get fready."

by Juanito Garza December 9, 2008

Fred Willard

The act of masturbating. Or, the act of masturbating in a public place. Made famous recently by actor Fred Willard who was arrested for allegedly jerking off in the Tiki porn theater in Los Angeles.

"Dude, after waking up from that wet dream, I was so fired up I had to pull a Fred Willard"

by Axes to Grind July 24, 2012

Trailer Fraud

1. When a trailer to a movie shows something different than the movie is actually about.
2. When a trailer just shows the best parts of the movie, so when you see it, its a let down.

Jill: I just saw the Hannah Montana Movie!
Liz: How was it?
Jill: It was such a Trailer Fraud !
In the trailer it says she will have to choose either miley or hannah.
At the end of the movie, she keeps both
Liz: Aww, what a Let down

by KnowItAllBiyotch November 25, 2009

fred and george weasley

fred and george weasley are the twins in the weasley family in the harry potter series.

fred and george weasley look the same

by crowie August 7, 2006

Freudian text

When you accidently text somthing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed") wish, conflict, or train of thought. The concept is thus part of classical psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud. Autotext can sometimes accidently insert your subconscious thought.

Normally, you would text, "I would love to see you." A Freudian text would instead text "I would love to sex you"

by mayhemdavis October 19, 2010