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chocolate freedom

A dessert served in the White House. Also, the staff's code name for the president.
Zach Galifianakis asks the White House staff, "Is Chocolate Freedom your code name for the president?"
by Vanilla Kisses October 15, 2014
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freedom

adj.
largely meaningless trash word which is addended to other words so as to veil or distort their true meanings. Had previously great value; associated strongly with liberty, progress, and rationality in the past. Momentum of previous usage allows this word to be tossed around for the purpose of distracting or disarming listeners just before you try and pull a verbal fast one.
My freedom fries are too dry. Super-size me a freedom cola.
by luke! June 10, 2004
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freends

people who are friends that are dumb enough to stop you from doing dumb stuff . . . alone
Me and my Freends jumped off a cliff with no gear.
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freedom night

A night after breaking up with a significant other involving alcohol and random hook-ups. A celebration of being free.
After that bastard, I needed a freedom night.
by Haley N March 26, 2008
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Freedom Wank

When a relationship is dead & buried, release those feelings of sadness & heart break...
Knock out a freedom wank & celebrate a new chapter, the return to single, the return to FREEDOMMMMM!!!

Note: Think of someone hotter than your ex.
Guy 1: Dude, are you o.k? You were totally depressed about splitting up with your ex.

Gut 2: Man I'm cool! I knocked out a Freedom Wank & now I am FRRREEEEeeee! Yeeee haaaaa!
by Fake_SJB October 15, 2010
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freedom soda

a french variant of italian soda. consists of torani syrup, soda water, ice, and milk.

The "freedom" moniker is used because calling it "french" would be unamerican.

Like the freedom enjoyed by this drink's namesake, Freedom Soda is best made from borrowed talent (ie, stolen ingredients)
A: hey R, did you check otu the cherry vanilla freedom soda?
R: yeah, it was the bomb
by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken October 20, 2010
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freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.
Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.
by Auggie4ia August 26, 2017
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